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in which I hit the big time, but you may still speak to me if you make an appointment - Sisyphus Shrugged
Lasciate ogni speranza and put your feet up.
in which I hit the big time, but you may still speak to me if you make an appointment
I have my first coherency-challenged serial troll!

In today's episode, she offers to help with my fear of dying, demands my bona fides as a mother (as measured in the kid's awards) and asks me to give her money. This is Grogan-level material, folks.

I'm verklempt. I'd like to thank the little people.

edit: in other less-flashy blog honors, Chuck is the best in Texas again this year.
ahhhs. -- hmmm?
mikester From: mikester Date: September 30th, 2005 04:33 pm (UTC) (linkie thing)
Wow, did that person actually use the (slightly paraphrased) "America - love it or leave it" argument? That's usually sign #1 that you're not dealing with the sharpest knife in the drawer.
jmhm From: jmhm Date: September 30th, 2005 04:34 pm (UTC) (linkie thing)
better yet, follow the link back from my comment - apparently she's a big defender of PETA
lintra From: lintra Date: September 30th, 2005 04:38 pm (UTC) (linkie thing)
I just love all the:
Give me Liberty or Give me Death (see the Patriot Act lady, and say that again.)


If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything. (I love this one - the only people who ever seem to utter it are the ones who are busy falling for something. In this case, dear troll has fallen for the arguement that this was is about freedom.)
chipuni From: chipuni Date: September 30th, 2005 04:41 pm (UTC) (linkie thing)
Awwww... isn't it ky000te?

Now, if it could only be persuaded to press ENTER every so often...
lawgeekgurl From: lawgeekgurl Date: September 30th, 2005 05:20 pm (UTC) (linkie thing)
Wow, so firefighters have cooked brains, huh? Good to "know."
patgreene From: patgreene Date: September 30th, 2005 09:39 pm (UTC) (linkie thing)
Yes, I need to tell that to my firefighter/paramedic sister-in-law (who's all of 120 soaking wet and has pulled 300 lb men out of burning buildings but who is nonetheless smart as a whip) next time I see her.
selinakyle47 From: selinakyle47 Date: September 30th, 2005 05:28 pm (UTC) (linkie thing)
I just have to know. Why are trolls so fond of ellipses?
jmhm From: jmhm Date: September 30th, 2005 07:02 pm (UTC) (linkie thing)
because they're hyperbolic?

(i'm sorry)
patgreene From: patgreene Date: September 30th, 2005 09:36 pm (UTC) (linkie thing)
pecunium From: pecunium Date: September 30th, 2005 06:05 pm (UTC) (linkie thing)
I'm sorry. I fed the troll.

She pissed me off. I lost my temper, and well; started typing.

jmhm From: jmhm Date: September 30th, 2005 06:40 pm (UTC) (linkie thing)
you know what happens to bad billy goats, don't you?
patgreene From: patgreene Date: September 30th, 2005 09:35 pm (UTC) (linkie thing)
But you did it with such flair....
writingortyping From: writingortyping Date: September 30th, 2005 10:49 pm (UTC) (linkie thing)
Funny thing, though Terry - I read your response, even though I couldn't read her stuff (too much of a big block of text and my eyes glaze over. Even legal opinions have better paragraph breaks than this wacko. Come to think of it, maybe she's Ann Rice).
pecunium From: pecunium Date: October 1st, 2005 01:39 am (UTC) (linkie thing)
No, Ann Rice may have no idea of when a sentence needs editing, and lets the needed self-indulgence run to effluent streams, but at least it's coherent. It may not be enjoyable, but it can be followed.

So, what did you think of it?

I can't take credit for the craft of it, I was too pissed off to stop and edit it.

From: flyinfur Date: September 30th, 2005 07:06 pm (UTC) (linkie thing)
I love elipses myself...when they're correctly used, that is. :D
From: glitter_ninja Date: September 30th, 2005 08:57 pm (UTC) (linkie thing)
Oh, she's so cute! Seriously, when the first thing she did was list off a lot of awards of some type (I couldn't get far with her thick, single-paragraph prose) I knew she was a keeper.

Thank goodness for bumperstickers. Without those, she'd never have a personal philosophy.
ahhhs. -- hmmm?