in which I hit the big time, but you may still speak to me if you make an appointment
I have my first coherency-challenged serial troll!
In today's episode, she offers to help with my fear of dying, demands my bona fides as a mother (as measured in the kid's awards) and asks me to give her money. This is Grogan-level material, folks.
I'm verklempt. I'd like to thank the little people.
Wow, did that person actually use the (slightly paraphrased) "America - love it or leave it" argument? That's usually sign #1 that you're not dealing with the sharpest knife in the drawer.
I just love all the: Give me Liberty or Give me Death (see the Patriot Act lady, and say that again.)
and
If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything. (I love this one - the only people who ever seem to utter it are the ones who are busy falling for something. In this case, dear troll has fallen for the arguement that this was is about freedom.)
Yes, I need to tell that to my firefighter/paramedic sister-in-law (who's all of 120 soaking wet and has pulled 300 lb men out of burning buildings but who is nonetheless smart as a whip) next time I see her.
Funny thing, though Terry - I read your response, even though I couldn't read her stuff (too much of a big block of text and my eyes glaze over. Even legal opinions have better paragraph breaks than this wacko. Come to think of it, maybe she's Ann Rice).
No, Ann Rice may have no idea of when a sentence needs editing, and lets the needed self-indulgence run to effluent streams, but at least it's coherent. It may not be enjoyable, but it can be followed.
So, what did you think of it?
I can't take credit for the craft of it, I was too pissed off to stop and edit it.
Oh, she's so cute! Seriously, when the first thing she did was list off a lot of awards of some type (I couldn't get far with her thick, single-paragraph prose) I knew she was a keeper.
Thank goodness for bumperstickers. Without those, she'd never have a personal philosophy.