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Two things have I learned from this incident.
The first: If you have the money, and if you're Janet you do, for the love of all that is holy, go to a decent corsetier and commission something that will hold your boobies up come hell, high water, or overhyped boy band member.
The second: If there's the possibility you're going to be stripped on national television, have the foresight to wear truly fabulous nipple jewelery -- though perhaps not so fabulous to the point that everyone who sees it shrugs and says, 'It's a pasty!', thus igniting hours more conversation and discussion on the matter than said matter really deserves.
Is it just me, or does she kinda look like her brother in that shot?
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